Sorry, Mud. I know you were doing the liberal hurricane dance, chanting and yogaing your sorry little heart out, hoping Irene would wash me and my fellow conservatives out to sea, but fuck you, we made it.
Apparently 21 Americans didn't make it. I hope you are happy. Maybe one more good wish could have saved them. Their deaths are on your head, Mud.
Thanks to everyone who sent a little thought up for our safety.