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Sunday, September 4, 2011

Outline for Obama's Job Speech



In a recently leaked document from the White House Press Secretary, (he wasn't supposed to say anything), President Obama's jobs speech before a joint session of Congress will include the following talking points:




1) extend unemployment benefits to the lifers --- er 99r's 
2) blame the republicans and bush
3) my plan will work if you just listen to me and do as I say 
4) tax the rich

Should work just fine.

11 comments:

  1. Now that's what I call hope and change.

    PS. Heading down your way tomorrow to Mt Airy area. Not liking what I see on the weatherbug. Two days there and then across the state to the coast. Looks like rain rain rain. HOPE they CHANGE the forecast.

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  2. I hope they change the forecast too, but more often than not, they are wrong. As they say, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes.

    That far west you will probably get some rain. Hopefully it will stay west of us. Lots of leaky roofs around here right now.

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  3. 33 months of blaming your predecessor. What great leadership. Part of me keeps wondering if this guy will come out and admit that he f##ked up, and that he's working with good people to change it. But part of me wonders why the Sun doesn't rise in the West. I'm getting sick of being woken up early on my days off.

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  4. Johnny O',

    The BECS wouldn't recognize good people if he sent them to Pahkistahn to kill bin Laden.

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  5. Don't forget that he'll whine about the obstructionists in Congress! And then go on another vacation.

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  6. This will be his third JOBs speech....snore.

    He'll blame everyone but himself. I wish he'd just resign and let Plugs take charge. He couldn't be worse.

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  7. Every Obama speech is always followed up by another Obama speech.

    So far the asshole is batting 1000 on speeches and Zero on results.

    Besides, his speeches mean jack squat anyways...2011 state of the union speech...

    "We are poised for progress. Two years after the worst recession most of us have ever known, the stock market has come roaring back. Corporate profits are up. The economy is growing again."

    The only thing missing from an Obama speech is a laughtrack.

    And J.O.B, if you really want the sun to rise in the west, just write this clown a letter asking him to promise it will rise in the east.
    People say it's a myth that Christ turned water into wine.
    But, I've been witnessing Obama turn sugar into shit!

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  8. Make sure you print your special Obama addition Bulls**t Bingo card to watch the speech:

    http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/barack-obama-bingo-game/question-1228119/

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  9. And don't forget to write all kinds of un-American things on your blogs and then censor any opposing views. You know history expert Common Sense, it's called the STALIN SOLUTION.

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  10. CS,
    That would mean that we would need to watch it.

    Can't do it. I'm on my third TV already.

    I'll wait for the commentary afterwards.

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  11. Tenth and -Sepp,

    All the words are spelled right in "Bob's" post so I don't think it's Jeff/Jio. But it sounds more like her than Mud_Sling.

    Bob,

    Once again - Stalin (I assume that you are referring to famous liberal Joseph Stalin who killed more than 20 million people) is a leftist - I am from the political right. I have explained all this to you before - you are a tiresome bore.

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