My five year old was supposed to start kindergarten on Monday, August 29. Due to Hurricane Irene, school was cancelled, but the teachers were supposed to report. My little girl got to start kindergarten Tuesday, but two hours late.
Today, she wants to know why the teachers went to school when the students didn't. She wants to know why the teachers would be teaching if nobody's there to learn. My kids are geniuses. They could fix the federal deficit, and so far, all four of them have a total of six days of formal education.
How is it possible that this dummy can't figure it out?