To the Honorable (HA!) Barak Hussein Obama;
Your days are numbered. There is no way you will be re-elected, and if by some sleight of hand or Chicago trickery you are, you will go down in history as the guy who tore down America. I realize that is most likely the path you desire, but we are going to stop you.
Put down the pen and step back from the checkbook. Use your fat head for something besides keeping your giant bat ears from colliding. If you will cut spending, you don't need to raise the debt ceiling. That is what is called consumer math. Maybe they didn't teach that where you allegedly went to school, but it is the math housewives use to manage a budget. By the way, a budget is a plan of how to spend the money you have to obtain the things you need. Normally, after accommodating for the necessities, one would only then try to obtain some luxuries. It is my opinion, and that of at least 200 million other Americans, that the government has been doing things ass backwards for years when it comes to the budget. Apparently you and your colleagues believe in purchasing the luxuries first. This is a huge mistake, and now we are about to lose our country.
I had an uncle who always ate his dessert first, because he didn't want to run out of room. He died of a heart attack at the ripe old age of fifty-one. Depending on whether or not you know your own birthday, that gives you one year. That's pretty sad, isn't it? You and your cronies are doing to this country what my uncle did to his heart. Knock it off.
We will not default on our loans by not raising the debt ceiling. We will only default when we don't make the payments. If you take a hard, honest look at our budget, you will find a few things more important than our credit card payment. Pay those. Then, take whats left and pay down our debt. Just like millions of Americans do at their kitchen table every month.